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Fraze de agatat

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uite , daca vrei sa fi muierea mea iti dau un cadru de pegas.

Asa se agata la Sibiu, acolo la tara :D

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Macar eu agat ceva si nu stau trist si dau la laba.

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Acolo la tine, sa-i iei Pegas e ca si cum i-ai lua un Mercedes. Asa se agata pitipoancele satului

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N-avem pitipoance ma.Decat pizde dornice de plua.

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Da da da. Cred ca esti foarte popular printre fetitele de 13-14 ani din sat

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Mai bine printre alea , decat printre baietii din gara...:D

hai ba la Sibiu

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Citat din deplasarile mai de odinioara, cand se trecea pe langa vreun grup de fetite:

 

"**** pizdă - na la pulă hei, hei!"

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ce retardat esti :))

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ca tu domne nu ai fi zis :)) nu'ti aduci tu aminte, iti pluteau creierii in alchool

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- Tu ai o oglinda-n pantaloni?

- De ce spui asta?

- Pentru ca ma vad in pantalonii tai!

 

(D.O.D.)

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El: Pe tine te cheama Google?

Ea: De ce spui asta?

El: Pentru ca gasesc la tine tot ce caut!

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Uite eram prin zona si nu am putut sa nu te observ......(nu a mers decat de vreo 2 ori din peste 100 de incercari)

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Am descoperit ce-a mai tare fraza de agatat la un amic si chiar a mers.

 

"nu o sa te mint, ma atragi fizic si imi doresc sa ma culc cu tine, pana acum"

 

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) in ce hal a ajuns lumea asta

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